Blessings in a toilet bowl

So, I dropped my phone in the toilet at Costco yesterday. Exactly one month and 7 days after it was purchased at the very same store.

If you’ve read my rants about shopping at Costco previously, you know it’s a place I both love and hate. Certainly I still shop there out of some decided necessity. Not that I can’t get everything in the world in other places in the world. But, I digress….read my last post about Costco if you want the scoop. On this particular day, I was on a mission to seek and destroy my shopping list so I could be home for at least 30 minutes before the next ‘to do’ on my schedule. As I pulled into the lot, the dreaded urge to pee came over me in a huge way. I contemplated holding it but knew I couldn’t. The sheer annoyance of navigating to the bathroom at Costco might actually outweigh all other negative aspects of the shopping experience there. I grabbed my cart, rolled all the way across the store, noted the ridiculous Disneyland long lines I would soon be part of, and found what I thought to be a safe place to keep my cart. I then did some sort of speed-walk to the restroom to do my business. As I prepared to sit on the toilet, I heard the ‘plop!’ I turned quickly to see my beautiful HTC One staring up at me under a few inches of water. “Help!” it cried (not really). I’m sure I paused a moment in panic, said something aloud for all to hear, and then grabbed it out and proceeded to dry it with toilet paper. Meanwhile, I was standing in the stall, half-dressed, and still needing to pee. Once I felt the phone was dry, I dropped it in my purse and carried on. Only to grabbed it out moments later wondering if I had just contaminated the contents of my bag.

By now I was sweating and wondering what to do next. As I finished up I washed my hands and headed back to my cart. Which, of course, was now missing. I then grabbed another abandoned cart and headed through the store in reverse of my normal shopping pattern. It was then that I stopped again and grabbed my phone out of my bag. It seemed urgent to me that I tell someone, ANYONE, what had just happened. And I wondered if the phone was still working. It seemed to be, but maybe was a little off. So I kept texting, shopping, worrying, pulling it in and out of my pocket (which initial location is why it dropped in the toilet in the first place) and finally called my husband as I drove out of the parking lot. (WA State disclaimer: Was using my in-car Bluetooth). This is when I noticed error messages popping up, which I promptly deleted.

Okay, you get it. I dropped my phone in the toilet at Costco and possibly ruined it.

Here’s where my personal reflection comes in. I have been thinking about my family’s excessive use of mobile devices and the like for some time now (probably well over a year). And I’ve considered having a ‘Cyber Free Sunday’ where we completely un-plug from all things electronical (yes, you read that right). But all I do is THINK about it, and do nothing to move this plan forward. Enter the book I am currently reading: “7, An Experimental Mutiny Against Excess,” by Jen Hatmaker. While this is not a offical book review, I suggest STRONGLY that you read this book. If anything for the comical factor (I puffy heart her writing) and the realness of it all. Not only am I in the middle of this book, but I’m on the section about MEDIA. Where her entire family unplugs from Facebook, Twitter, texting, tv, etc. Her only source of info is email because it’s a major part of her job. This in itself intrigued me simply because I’ve been thinking about the negative effects of too much media time on relationships.

When I returned home from Costco, I turned off my phone (which apparently I should have done right after it plopped) and put in a bin of rice. This is supposed to dry it out. But it has to sit in there for 24 hour. 24 hours. 24 hours. This kept repeating in my head because I knew I would be without it until late Saturday afternoon. And this bothered me. A lot. And then it bothered me that it bothered me. And I kept staring at my phone taking a nap in a container of rice. Almost like it was in a coma. A phone coma. And I didn’t know if it would ever wake up.

Quickly I jumped on my iPad and posted on Facebook about my dilemma. Certainly the ‘world’ needed to know about this and electronically console me. And then I realized I needed to get a hold of a friend. And I thought I’d just send her a quick text message. But I couldn’t. I knew an email wouldn’t receive a quick response, so I realized I had to take the last resort and make a phone call. A PHONE CALL. On the REAL phone. And I didn’t have her phone number memorized. From there a web of me calling my husband and him calling a friend and her calling me to give me the other friend’s number happened.

Ridiculous, right? Not so much ridiculous as it was just an inconvenience because we are so used to having everything and everyone available to us at a moment’s notice. And when we are FORCED to rely on our ‘old ways’ of doing things, we realize how good we have it with all of our devices.

The rest of the evening I spent on my iPad looking and posting on Facebook. I was bored and was missing out on an incredible Young Life event because I also happen to have a nasty cold (I’m sure made worse by shopping). I posted about the phone, about how I was sad to miss the event, a picture of me in my YL t-shirt, that my husband was mowing the lawn in the dark (true story), and finally updated my profile picture. All things not important at all. And all because I have possibly lost my way in the ‘real world’ and forgotten how to just ‘be’.

Later that night I finished reading the chapter in “7” about media. At just the right time, the event of the day was making sense to me and I was glad for it. God orchestrates everything in our life for a reason. And He knew I had been troubled by the whole device thing for a while and He was giving me (forcing me) to let go for just a little while. This is his standard M.O. when working with me because I have a hard time actually taking the first step towards change. It’s like he takes both hands and gives me a good shove in order for anything to happen. And I’m okay with that.

This time he took away the phone to let me know that what I have been thinking and feeling was right on target. That I DO need to unplug more. With a new job and some other awesome things going on in my life, I have let go of all of the stuff that keeps me centered, like exercise, eating well, spending time with friends, and WRITING. Writing is like air and water to me, and I’m deprived. (maybe why this post is so long). But what I didn’t push out of my life was the time I spend texting, emailing, and Facebooking. The time that ticks by endlessly as I search of something good in places that have never fed me and never will.

So I’m forced to be without my phone for another 4 hours today. And I don’t even know if it will work when I take it out of its rice spa. But in the meantime, I’ve allowed myself to fill time with this blog post. And I plan to sit outside for a while and enjoy what might be the last sunny day until July 5th. And I’m going to read, make some homemade chicken noodle soup and maybe even take a nap. Things that rejuvenate my body and my soul and my mind.

Why do we push out those things in our life that fill us up in a positive way? Why have we used our devices as ways to drag us down instead of build us up? Do you think a drastic media-fast is the only way to change these habits? Or can we find balance in it all? I’d love to hear your thoughts on this. I’ve missed you!

Costco – It’s a love/hate thing

I’ve spent a large percentage of my adult life as a COSTCO member. Seemed so ‘elite’ when I paid to get my first card.  Then I realized what a crock it was to pay to ‘save’ money.  Kind of like spending 40
hours a week clipping coupons to get stuff ‘free’, and then ending up on the next episode of ‘Hoarders’.  But I digress…  Many people know I’ve been on a Costco soapbox on several occasions, ranting about the overspending, due to impulse buying, that happens there frequently. It’s not only the overspending tendencies and ‘pay to play’ issues that have lead me to let my membership lapse a few times, but the incredibly annoying patrons of this god forsaken place.

I have countless stories, but since I’ve just returned from a shopping trip, I’d like to share my most recent experience here.

I met my husband at Costco this afternoon to ‘combine and conquer’ our shopping trip.  He left work early to join me, and we have deemed events like this are our ‘dates’. Don’t feel sorry for us, cause we actually get to spend a significant amount of child-free time together. Although it’s probably sad that Costco would be our choice of the day.

After chit-chatting with a friend outside, and then navigating around an abandoned cart, we made
our way into the glorious and elite world of Costco Issaquah.  It was easy to resist the urge to buy an XXXL dog bed and 4000lb bag of dog food set right inside the door.  The cans of processed chicken and tires were also not tempting.  We joked about the state rival college sweatshirts and checked out the toilet seat of wonder. I’m not sure I really want to know why it has ‘heated water’.  About that time, we had almost arrived at the produce section and noticed the beginnings of Christmas had shown up.  Just some ribbon and battery operated candles, but I know soon it will be yards of wrapping paper and creepy
oversized animatronic statues.  At this point, my husband turned to me and said, “I have been in a foul mood all day.”  He might has well have said, “I’m packing heat, and nobody lives.”

I knew we were definitely in the wrong place and had to strategize on how to quickly get through this maze without my husband going all WWE on one of the other shoppers.

Let’s talk for a moment, shall we, about the Costco clientele. I will refer only to our neighborhood Costco, as yours might be different.  Who ARE these people?  And WHERE did they come from?  Seriously.
Yes, I realize that I am actually shopping there too, but I try to at least keep my brain turned on while navigating the aisles.  Speaking of aisles, they are PLENTY big enough for the large carts to pass through, however, frequently they are blocked by idiots who are unaware of the workings of the Costco Highway.  They have planted themselves at the ‘View Point’ to stare at piles of strawberries or a case of gigantic muffins.  And please, don’t pretend that because you might have been born in another country that you are unaware of general public graces.  If you truly are, maybe you should move back.  (In case you are offended, call me a racist or whatever, but as a disclaimer, I turn into an entirely different person when I’m shopping here, and when I’m driving.  Otherwise, I’m quite accepting of all people).

Back to our adventure….  We made it through fruits and veggies with a near miss mow-over of an annoying woman in the refrigerator room asking where the coupon bag of vegetables was and the Costco employee blocking the entrance with a leaning tower of empty boxes.  I’m sure he was on his way to the check stand to drop them off so that incompetent ‘baggers’ could overload them making it
impossible for a patron to lift it out of their cart and into their car.

We then by-passed the 26lbs of ground beef and the entire aisle of sausages.  This led us directly into cart cluster #1, AKA, ‘the vortex’.  Somehow, the intersection of take home meals to feed 20 and the side section of remaining food items, seems the appropriate place to start the sample mayhem.  As if these people needed MORE food, they have to stop at each and every table for the cupcake holder of whatever.  Luckily, my husband’s self-sensor went off,and he veered right to avoid the craziness.
He circled back around the HALLOWEEN COSTUMES and met me in front of the cracker aisle.  Only to be trapped by more sample hounds.  With all patience gone, he then pushed his cart, ever so lightly, into the blocking patron so they were forced to wake up out of their sample coma and move aside.

Reaching the first cold case aisle, my husband accessed the crowd and decided to ‘meet me on the
other side’.  Cart-free, I was able to dodge between more lookie-loos and grab a couple frozen items.  Thankfully, while waiting for me, my husband had a momentary bond with another shopper who said, “This is worse than the parking lot!”.  It’s always nice to find some ‘normal’ in the middle of the mess.

Our final encounter was the woman with the 3 year old who was NOT in the cart, and really should
have been.  He was in the way of everyone, and had not a clue that he was not the only person in the world.  I’m surprised my husband didn’t pick him up and place him in his mom’s cart.  That, or suggest she put a leash on him.

I don’t think I really got to the ‘love’ part of this story. And I’m not sure I know what that is.
Costco does seem to carry a few items that I can’t live without, which I guess gives me a reason to put myself through this torture again another day.