Sometimes I get so frustrated with people I want to punch them in the face.

Sometimes I get so protective of people I love, I want to hug them until they are blue.

Sometimes I wish I could buy everyone happiness, or at least an iPad.

Sometimes I think I’m going insane and there’s just no getting off the crazy train.

Sometimes I wish food was magic and gave instant relief to whatever ails me.

Sometimes I want to kick my cats across the street because they never stop annoying me.

Sometimes I just don’t want to be a grown up and be responsible for all kinds of boring crap.

Sometimes I fail and think I’ll never be good enough.

Sometimes I set expectations no one will ever meet.

Sometimes I keep people at a distance so I don’t get hurt.

Sometimes I watch The Biggest Loser just to have a good cry.

Cause sometimes its just what I need.